–Valet parking: $20 plus tip
–No Bible charge: $10
–Cell phone ringing during service: $50 one time charge
–Late to service fee: $10/pp
–“Sing that chorus one less time” request: $20
–Nursery diaper change fee: $5/lb.
–KJV upgrade to NIV: $15
–U-PIC the sermon topic: $250
–Hit job on the organist (rates vary per city/church)
–Online tithing discount rate: 8%
–Music Volume Up fee: $20
–Music Volume Down fee: $20
What would you add?
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